Meeting Detox
Turn meeting trauma into detox reports, buzzword shredding, and share cards — because some meetings leave emotional residue.
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Best for
Anyone who just survived a meeting that should have been an email
Survival system · runs in your browser
A survival system for ordinary office workers—start with Meeting Detox, then Recover, Survive, and Grow Lightly in the browser. No install, no streak guilt, no hustle software.
One person building, shipping slowly. Each app is tiny; each one fixes a specific, slightly unserious problem.
Trusted by tired desk workers—not stock photos
😮💨 I'm tired
Recover · Vent & reset
One-minute desk resets in the browser—Meeting Detox, games, and silly taps. No streaks, no guilt trips.
Turn meeting trauma into detox reports, buzzword shredding, and share cards — because some meetings leave emotional residue.
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Best for
Anyone who just survived a meeting that should have been an email
A cozy rainforest idle game—watch capybaras craft pottery and stack coins. Low-stakes desk reset in the browser.
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Best for
Anyone who wants a gentle break without streaks or guilt
Rhythm taps, combo scoring, and share cards — a quick pressure valve between meetings, no install.
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Best for
Anyone who wants a silly, low-stakes reset without leaving the browser tab
🌱 I want to grow, but quietly
Grow Lightly · Light learning
Languages and phrases in spare minutes—open in the browser, leave when you're done. Light enough to skip the grind.
Mandarin through daily-life vignettes—Simplified Chinese, Pinyin, and English gloss with listen-and-repeat practice in the browser.
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Best for
Expats and travelers in China who want spoken Mandarin in spare minutes
Colloquial Cantonese practice in the browser — short sessions and expression drills, ready to use.
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Best for
Anyone living or working in Cantonese-speaking regions who wants to listen or speak more confidently
Not stock photos—desk workers who are tired of hustle culture, in their own words.
Marcus Chen
@marcus.slacks.off
Standup at 9, soul gone by 9:15. Two minutes on @minirice cyber beat beats another quick sync on my calendar.
Jamie Park
@jamie.not.a.robot
My boss thinks I'm deep in a spreadsheet. I'm watching capybaras stack pottery. Recover mode: activated.
Alex Rivera
@alex.reads.the.room
I used to turn every Slack emoji into a personality thesis. Office behavior translator asks better questions than my group chat.
Taylor Brooks
@taylor.inbox.zero-ish
Paste the thread into DeskProxy—reply sounds like me on a good day, not me after three coffees and a deadline.
Nina Okonkwo
@nina.cantonese.retry
Ordered at a cha chaan teng in Cantonese yesterday with Pocket Cantonese. Tiny win, zero streak guilt.
Jordan Hale
@jordan.anti.hustle
Most apps want me to worship the grind. @minirice just wants me to survive the week. Finally.
Submissions are visible to the developer only — not published, no auto email in v1.
This site routes you to play in the browser. Survive and Grow Lightly lanes are capped per IP in 24h to reduce abuse; Recover is unlimited. Each product lives on its own subdomain—opening one means you accept its terms. Use the form above to say hi (email automation comes later).